"Hmmm"
Month
basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas
being soft is not weak!!! kindness is not weak!!! being sensitive is not weak!!! being sympathetic is not weak!!! you can be soft and powerful!!! you are soft and powerful and kind and deserve love!!!
i LOVE HEART SHAPED THINGS!!!!!! HEART SHAPED CLOUDS??? HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES???? THATS WHAT BEING ALIVE IS ABOUT
i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich
DONT BELIEVE ME? LOOK AT MY RESUME!
THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF
JACKIN OFF
Borderlands 3 with 2018 internet culture will be absolutely terrifying. Guns that say oh worm each time you reload. A quest based entirely on fidget spinners. A grenade called big mood or something. You know damn well this will all be there
Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers*
Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus